El Infierno: My Favorite Bar in Los Cristianos

El Infierno Cocktail bar

Where the heat is turned up not just by the temperature but by the fiery ambiance and smoldering cocktails! This quirky establishment, hidden like a gem in the depths of Los Cristianos, is not for the faint-hearted but a paradise for those seeking a thrill with their chill.

A guy walks into a bar in Hell, looks around and says to the barman: You were not kidding about the heat! What is your best seller? The barman says, We have got a drink called The Lucifer. It is so strong, it is sinful! The guy orders it. After one sip, he gasps: That's the hottest thing I've ever tasted! The bartender whispers: You know what they say... If you can't stand the heat, get the Hell out of Hell!
- Some dead dude

Beware if you do not like hard tech or strobe lights, this is not for you old sport.

As you descend into this infernal enclave, be greeted by a décor so hellishly artistic it's almost heavenly. The owners have crafted a labyrinth of the damned, where each corner tells tales of terror and delight. Don't be surprised if you feel the gaze of a thousand demonic eyes following your every move; it's all part of the charm!

The cocktails here are sinful concoctions of delight, brewed fresh from the underworld's most exotic ingredients. Each sip feels like a sweet kiss from a forbidden fruit – intoxicating, exhilarating, and slightly eerie. And for those feeling brave, the Lucifer's Libation or Hades' Nectar will surely set your soul ablaze with flavor.

But it's not just the drinks that are blazing trails; the staff, as friendly as fiends can be, serve each patron with a devilish grin and a side of freshly popped popcorn – a heavenly treat in this den of sin. The vibe is so enchantingly eclectic that even the darkest souls will find themselves lighting up with joy.

El Infierno's dimly lit ambiance is perfectly balanced with strategic flickers of candlelight, creating shadows that dance with the music, an eclectic mix that pulses like the heart of the underworld. And while the floor might stick with the residue of revelry, it's all part of the bar's wickedly rustic charm.

Don't let its elusive location deter you; seeking out this psycho bar is a quest worthy of any night. Once you step through its doors, the outside world fades away, replaced by an atmosphere thick with enchantment and excitement. Whether you're a horror enthusiast, a cocktail aficionado, or just a curious wanderer, El Infierno promises an experience that's as unforgettable as it is otherworldly. So come, lose yourself in the heat of the moment and toast to the night in Tenerife's most infernally inspired haunt!